thelistsofsteve ([info]thelistsofsteve) wrote,
@ 2005-07-25 22:51:00
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My Reign of Terror
This list played a very important role in my last sermon. All the punishments listed are the theoretical maximum, if I were sentenced consecutively without any other factors considered (like my age at the time or my repeat felon status). And it's also only one count on each, even though several I've committed numerous times.

If you're wondering, I have never been arrested and I have never gotten a ticket. Feel free to ask about any of these crimes and I will be happy to share the story.


1-- Criminal solicitation, 5th degree

2-- Trespass

3-- Unlawfully posting advertisements

4-- Disorderly conduct

5-- Harassment, 2nd degree		 VIOLATIONS: Five
JAIL TIME: 75 days
FINES: $475
6-- Conspiracy, 6th degree

7-- Menacing, 3rd degree

8-- Criminal trespass, 3rd degree

9-- Criminal tampering, 3rd degree

10-- Reckless endangerment of property

11-- Possession of graffiti instruments		 CLASS B MISDEMEANORS: Six
JAIL TIME: 18 months
FINES: $3960
12-- Criminal solicitation, 4th degree

13-- Conspiracy, 5th degree

14-- Criminal facilitation, 4th degree

15-- Assault, 3rd degree

16-- Reckless endangerment, 2nd degree

17-- Forcible touching

18-- Unlawful imprisonment, 2nd degree

19-- Coercion, 2nd degree

20-- Criminal trespass, 2nd degree

21-- Criminal mischief, 4th degree

22-- Making graffiti

23-- Arson, 5th degree

24-- Petit larceny

25-- Unauthorized use of computer

26-- Theft of services

27-- Endangering welfare of a child		 CLASS A MISDEMEANORS: Sixteen
JAIL TIME: 16 years
FINES: $18560
28-- Grand larceny, 4th degree

29-- Criminal possession of stolen property, 5th degree

30-- Eavesdropping		 CLASS E FELONIES: Three
JAIL TIME: 4 years
FINES: $15810
31-- Robbery, 3rd degree

32-- Burglary, 3rd degree

33-- Assault, 2nd degree		 CLASS D FELONIES: Three
JAIL TIME: 7 years
FINES: $15810
34-- Robbery, 2nd degree CLASS C FELONY: One
JAIL TIME: 15 years
FINE: $5270

TOTAL CRIMES: 34
TOTAL JAIL TIME: 43 years, 8.5 months
TOTAL FINES: $59885

ELIGIBLE FOR PAROLE: October 8, 2032
SENTENCE EXPIRES: April 8, 2049

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[info]kevtechno
2005-07-26 02:32 pm UTC (link)
eavesdropping is a crime?

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[info]maxonweb.net
2005-07-26 03:52 pm UTC (link)
In Kentucky it appears it is even a "Class D" felony.

According to http://www.lrc.state.ky.us/KRS/526-00/020.PDF:

526.020 Eavesdropping.
(1) A person is guilty of eavesdropping when he intentionally uses any device to
eavesdrop, whether or not he is present at the time.
(2) Eavesdropping is a Class D felony.
Effective: January 1, 1975
History: Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch. 406, sec. 227, effective January 1, 1975.

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[info]stevemaxon
2005-07-26 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Article 250 of the NY Penal Law.

A person is guilty of eavesdropping when he unlawfully engages in wiretapping, mechanical overhearing of a conversation, or intercepting or accessing of an electronic communication.

"Unlawfully" means not specifically authorized by the laws of New York.

"Mechanical overhearing" means the intentional overhearing of a conversation without the consent of at least one party thereto, by a person not present thereat, by means of any instrument, device or equipment.

I have done this accidentally with a cordless phone (it picked up someone else's conversation), but continuing to listen made it intentional.

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[info]maxonweb.net
2005-07-26 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I heard one side of a phone conversation once using a radio scanner. I think it must have used different frequencies to transmit and receive. Would that count as eavesdropping when you only hear one of the people having the conversation?

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-26 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Not in New York, in my opinion. There's no 'conversation' if you only hear one side.

-Steve

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[info]thwartchaos
2005-07-26 06:36 pm UTC (link)
So, when is your statute of limitations up? Not that I would turn you in or anything...

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[info]stevemaxon
2005-07-26 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Heh, well, for most of these, I think I'm pretty clear. And you'll notice I'VE never improperly shipped alcohol across state lines!

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[info]thwartchaos
2005-07-28 02:54 am UTC (link)
Wow, I was expecting you to comment on that a long time ago. True confession: I have’t shipped it yet. I have a friend who seems to like it. But I’ve broken plenty of other laws, such as failure to stop at a posted stop sign.

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[info]stevemaxon
2005-07-28 04:30 am UTC (link)
I've never commented on yours because I can never remember my Blogger name and password.

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[info]thwartchaos
2005-07-28 06:23 am UTC (link)
That’s really not a very good excuse, but I’ll let it slide this one time :) Here’s a hint: There is no security on my blog. Click on the Post a Comment link, then click on “Other” under “Choose an Itentity.” Enter “stegin” for the username, and “http://www.livejournal.com/users/stegin” for the website.

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[info]dsweetgoober
2005-07-30 09:26 pm UTC (link)
When did you pull off the Grand Larceny thing? And, even though theoretically there's no difference between Charles Manson and Mother Teresa if I was choosing a cell mate or a baby sitter or something I would definitely go with the nun.

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[info]stevemaxon
2005-08-05 05:01 am UTC (link)
The secret is that Grand Larceny 4th is committed any time you steal something - anything at all - from anyone's person. That covers a lot.

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Robbery 2nd Degree
(Anonymous)
2006-10-01 04:55 am UTC (link)
Steve I can see the grand larceny thing how it covers a lot but robbery 2nd degree? What did you do?

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Re: Robbery 2nd Degree
(Anonymous)
2006-10-01 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Section 160.10 Robbery in the second degree

A person is guilty of robbery in the second degree when he forcibly steals property and when:

1. He is aided by another person actually present

I have five younger siblings, and I'm as certain as I can be that this scenario played itself out a few times...

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-01 04:56 am UTC (link)
Sorry that last one was me.

-Ethan S.

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